I embarrass myself daily in front of everyone.

In public I’m just like:

But then I get home and in bed I actually think about what I did:

And then I realize:

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‘Cause that’s my first instinct when I see a toilet.

‘Cause that’s my first instinct when I see a toilet.

(Source: ripshannon)

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